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14 Hilarious Camping #Fails That Will Make You Laugh and Cry at The Same Time

May 22, 2018


So there I am - an eight-year-old - roasting marshmallows...

classic...

All of a sudden I look down to see that my marshmallow is hanging onto the stick by one tiny little gooey thread.

I watch, as if in slow motion, while the melty thread of deliciousness breaks and my mallow plummets to a certain fiery death. 

"NO! MY MALLOW!!!"

What to do!?! 

In my 8-year-old brain there was only one choice...

Without hesitation I plunge my hand into the fire to save my mallow...

I caught the mallow. 

YES!!!

But wait - this mallow was already nice and roasty... 

It was a trap!

I thought I had saved my mallow, but what I had really done is squished my hand into a ball of sticky lava! 

"AAAHHHGGHH! A BALL OF STICKY DELICIOUS LAVA!!! WHAT DO I DO!!!" 

I know - I'll lick it off. 

"AHHHGGGH! FART NUGGETS! NOW MY HAND AND MY TONGUE ARE BOTH ON FIRE!" 

At this point I gave up entirely on a solution and proceeded to sit there staring at my hand, screaming in an increasingly high pitch. 

My Dad - who must have been very amused up to this point - decided it must be time to step in. 

He grabbed me, carried me about 10 steps to the lake, and dunked my hand into the water. 

I spent the rest of the night whining like a puppy on timeout and saying things like, "Dad, I can feel my heartbeat in my hand." 

That said - I would take the lava hand experience over some of these any day. 

Enjoy the worst of the worst #campingfails:

 

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1. The "Forgot To Shut The Tent" Camping Fail

2. Cell Phones and Camping Aren't a Great Mix

3. Of All The Places to Have It...


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4. Who Decided to Make Drinking and Camping a Thing?

5. Should Have Brought Some Headlamps

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6. This is Why Hammocks > Tents

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7. This Could Be a Movie

8. Not Sure This Qualifies as a Camping Fail, But It Is Funny



9. No . . . Just . . . No

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10. #Wind - The Struggle Is Real

11. If This is Real - Who Took This Picture? And Why?

12. At Least They Aren't Stuck Anymore...

13. This Video is Worth 5 Minutes of Your Life - Best Camping and Outdoor Fails Ever

14. For The Record - You Probably Deserve To Get Hurt If You Are Doing Stuff Like This With Your Hammock



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